peter parker’s job is literally selling his selfies to the daily bugle
just found out that smh means “shaking my head” and not “so many horses” ive been crushed by the undeniable gravity of acronyms
to be fair, when you say “so many horses” you’re gonna be shaking your head in disbelief anyway.
quite the contrary. i would be nodding my head in belief. i have been mentally preparing for this day for so long. the ascension of the equines is neigh. there are so many horses.
Hehe you said neigh instead of nigh.
|Vampire:||Someone offers you a chance at immortality. Do you take it, and why or why not?|
|Werewolf:||If you had to spend your life with just one person, who would it be?|
|Witch:||If you could change one thing about the world, what would it be?|
|Ghost:||Do you have any regrets?|
|Frankenstein:||Is someone telling you how to live your life, or are you an independent person?|
|Mummy:||If you were to fall into an eternal sleep, do you think anyone would miss you?|
|Zombie:||Do you miss anyone right now?|
|Faerie:||If you could get away with anything, what would you do?|
|Nymph:||What are you like when you’re by yourself?|
|Mermaid:||How far would you go to keep the one you love?|
|Shapeshifter:||What would you change about yourself?|
|Banshee:||If you knew one of your loved ones/best friends had only one day left to live, how would you spend that last day with them?|
|Siren:||If you could make anyone do anything, what would you make them do?|
|Genie:||If you had one wish that would come true and couldn’t be reversed, what would you ask for?|
|Fury:||What is a word/phrase that you dread to hear?|
|Incubus:||What would someone have to do to get in your pants?|
|Succubus:||What’s one thing you can’t live without?|
Carl telling us how (not) to science.
"conclusion: dinosaurs" is still my favorite rebuttal to just about anything tbh.
Second perhaps only to “Therefore: aliens”
Therefore: ALIEN DINOSAURS
A couple makeup sponges, lots of green eyeshadow, and an Emilie Autumn album later…