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spoopyvegan:

clannyphantom:

lets be real guys if theres ever a zombie apocalypse do you even know how many white girls are gonna try and find a zombie boyfriend like in Warm Bodies 

probably literally none holy shit did you really think adding “white” in front of that would really mask that you literally just said “girls are so desperate for a boyfriend they’ll try to fuck half-decomposed, ravenous, CORPSES” wtf even is that

(via 2rsquared)

kenzihale:

Sometimes I forget how old Buffy is and then I see a laptop.

image

(via bloodisnteverything)

keybladeofsteel:

Superman vs Thor, Superman vs Goku, Superman vs Captain America. GURL. STOP. Every one of those motherfuckers would just want to hang out and get an ice cream cone with him. And he would offer to pay!

(via highfiveshiningstrike)

call-gespenst:

aphnorge:

mikulios:

figures are literally so useless like what am i supposed to do with them when i get old??? pass them down to my children as family heirlooms????

year 3000
"daddy, whats this?"
"ah, its our precious family heirloom. its been passed down for years. its sasuke uchiha."

You’re supposed to take them with you into the next life by having them be buried with you. Didn’t you learn anything from ancient Egypt?

(via negataros)

obscuruslupa:

getyourspoons:

"I originally met Tommy in San Fransisco in an acting class, of all places and I watched him perform a Shakespearean sonnet. And I think everyone in the class was horrified." - Greg Sestero

The best part about this clip is when you read the context of it in The Disaster Artist. (BTW you should totally read it, it’s absolutely fantastic.)

See, Tommy Wiseau wanted a SAG card and found out he needed to be in something first, like a commercial or what have you. So he made this commercial for his business and cast himself in it, therefore buying himself a SAG card.

ALSO he saw Greg Sestero’s work in Retro Puppet Master and was so inspired by his performance that he was imitating it in this commercial.

So Tommy Wiseau made a Shakespearean Puppet Master ripoff commercial for his shady clothing business all in an attempt to get a SAG card before he just made his own movie anyway.

This is just beautiful.

Harley Quinn #003

(Source: ha-harleyquinn, via princess-stormborn)

negataros:

So

Are we ever gonna get a Vita/3DS YuGiOh game ever

Or

Wha…t

punkrightsactivist:

piece of trash by day
slightly more horny piece of trash by night

(via dominarii)

darmani:

i wish real life was like animal crossing. surrounded by furries. nobody is transphobic. no crime. no murder. pretty music playing all the time. i give you a piece of fruit and you give me a fucking bathtub.

(Source: darmani, via morningmusume)

kumagawa:

why do people keep saying asexuals are aliented, monkey d. luffy is asexual and he’s got a 400,000,000 bounty. asexuals are out of control and thirst for adventure, leave them alone

(via negataros)

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