Cautiously Bisexual
Hello, I'm killeroftheweek. I'd like to keep my name mostly a secret and if you want to talk to me outside of tumblr my skype is comicbookman4311
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peter parker’s job is literally selling his selfies to the daily bugle

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just found out that smh means “shaking my head” and not “so many horses” ive been crushed by the undeniable gravity of acronyms

to be fair, when you say “so many horses” you’re gonna be shaking your head in disbelief anyway.

quite the contrary. i would be nodding my head in belief. i have been mentally preparing for this day for so long. the ascension of the equines is neigh. there are so many horses.

Hehe you said neigh instead of nigh.

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These are named after MONSTERS are you KIDDING ME if I don't get at least one of these I'm going to be very disappointed

Vampire:Someone offers you a chance at immortality. Do you take it, and why or why not?
Werewolf:If you had to spend your life with just one person, who would it be?
Witch:If you could change one thing about the world, what would it be?
Ghost:Do you have any regrets?
Frankenstein:Is someone telling you how to live your life, or are you an independent person?
Mummy:If you were to fall into an eternal sleep, do you think anyone would miss you?
Zombie:Do you miss anyone right now?
Faerie:If you could get away with anything, what would you do?
Nymph:What are you like when you’re by yourself?
Mermaid:How far would you go to keep the one you love?
Shapeshifter:What would you change about yourself?
Banshee:If you knew one of your loved ones/best friends had only one day left to live, how would you spend that last day with them?
Siren:If you could make anyone do anything, what would you make them do?
Genie:If you had one wish that would come true and couldn’t be reversed, what would you ask for?
Fury:What is a word/phrase that you dread to hear?
Incubus:What would someone have to do to get in your pants?
Succubus:What’s one thing you can’t live without?


zeus took fuck, marry, kill way too seriously

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Carl telling us how (not) to science.

"conclusion: dinosaurs" is still my favorite rebuttal to just about anything tbh.

Second perhaps only to “Therefore: aliens”


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Sweatpants - Childish Gambino

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A couple makeup sponges, lots of green eyeshadow, and an Emilie Autumn album later…

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On one hand, I have a class that can easily result in my having a play to write for NaNoWriMo

but on the other hand I have a class where my whole grade depends on having a play a written to be performed and so it’ll need editing. And lots of it.

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